I have such a violent heart.
Sometimes it feels like I’m going to set fire to everything around me.
And sometimes I feel like I’m going to explode into a nuclear blast, destroying everything.
Anyways, I wanna have sex WAHH feed me dick.
I just fucking died.
spongebob was so damn good.
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
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when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“watch tv”
(Source: mechastreisand)
I want a boyfriend so bad, but I don’t want it to be forced.
Someone needs to fall in love with me and then I realize that I love them back.
Or just fuck me,
That’d be fine too.



